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RANT: The goldfish on my desk.
Date: 2004-02-18, 3:36PM EST
I’ve got a goldfish which lives in a bowl on my desk. It sits about two feet away from me. I feed it flakes everyday.
Just now, the damned thing took a shit, turned around, and ate it. I know I read somewhere that goldfish have a memory span of 3 seconds, but for real, you can’t remember taking a crap a millesecond before turning around and registering it as food?
Oh, god. He just did it again. He belongs in a toilet.
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